Socialism does not have an opinion on bananas

The point of socialism is to make your opinion on bananas matter.

It’s been a week since The Great Bananas Controversy of 2023 kicked off and everyone is still arguing over this, so I suppose I might as well weigh in. For those who’ve blessedly managed to avoid this: a week ago, Malcolm Harris declared that

socialism in banana-producing countries (including the expropriation of the transnational fruit companies) will a…